I probably should have told her that I was going to auction off dates with her. No matter though. All of my followers are women, or married folks, or random news people. And the winning bid (starting at $100, because, hello! She's awesome!) would obviously go to charity...or the date...or something spectacular. But, this got me thinking. Or re-oiled the wheels of something I'd thought about in the past but now it really seemed like a darn good idea.
I have a lot of friends (relatively speaking, of course). A lot of my friends have a lot of friends. I estimate about 25-30% of mine are single and maybe yours too. And these are awesome people. I know I love my friends and when I've met my friends' friends, I happen to think they're terrific too. We should network. Move over Match.com, I've been scheming and am introducing Friends of Friends.
Friends of Friends will be like Facebook. Only it will just have single people, only awesome people, and only friends and friends of friends. There will be no games that allow you to farm or bake pizzas or give someone virtual sea animals. Just connecting with friends of friends to see if there's a spark. It will always be free because...that's how friends do. I will probably make my fortune through ads anyway. Simple, tasteful, non-flash ads. And you know that option on Facebook to suggest friends to someone? I totally will have that. It's going to be amazing.
PS I use a lot of parentheses. Don't hold that against me. Just hear it in a hush-hush tone.
1 comments:
It's nice to know I'm not the only one who dreams up schemes like this.
We should talk about my underground speed-dating service. It's still in the development stage. ;)
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